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4:56pm September 1, 2014
notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

4:54pm September 1, 2014
Anonymous asked: You all annoys me so much. You just talk about tacos and tacos, Emma and Killian having sex. But guess what. They story is about love, they don't think about sex. It's not important. They have feelings not animal atraction.

the-lady-swan:

geekalogian:

captain—kitten:

bemusedbicycle:

i-know-how-you-kiss:

doomsdayy:

i-know-how-you-kiss:

doomsdayy:

 they don’t think about sex

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They have feelings not animal atraction

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’V EVER READ I KID YOU NOT

I’m sorry.

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They don’t think

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about sex???

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Are you sure??

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ARE YOU REALLY SURE???

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LIKE ON A SCALE OF 1-10 HOW SURE ARE YOU THESE IDIOTS DON’T THINK ABOUT BANGING EACH OTHER UNTIL NEITHER OF THEM CAN WALK????

and and

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but NO

THEY ARE NOT ANIMALS OKAY

ABSOLUTELY NOT

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THERE IS NO PASSION FOR DEFINITE OKAY

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Whoops. 

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LOLOLZZZZZZ BECAUSE YES THEY ARE TOTALLY MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.

Wait does this mean if I love my husband I’m not allowed to think about having sex with him???

I guess that’s ONE way to prevent future pregnancies… 

Also, I’m pretty sure the word “fuckstruck” was in the script for that bandaging scene up there. “Fuckstruck” doesn’t mean they want to go pick strawberries or something.

And can I just…

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4:51pm September 1, 2014
4:46pm September 1, 2014

fifty5hadesofgrey:

“You said no.”

“What?” No to what?

“At the dinner table, with your legs.”

Oh… that’s what this is all about.

“But we were at your parents’ dining table.” I stare up at him, completely bewildered.

“No one’s ever said no to me before. And it’s so – hot.”

4:40pm September 1, 2014

I don’t do romance.

4:35pm September 1, 2014

EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS ‘WHERE I SEE MYSELF’ IN FIVE YEARS

dukeofbookingham:

I’m just like:

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4:28pm September 1, 2014
4:09pm September 1, 2014

shakeitoffs:

lol look how quickly tables turned after consequences were involved

4:07pm September 1, 2014

panarriqueno:

sizvideos:

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Yea I feel the same everytime I put hispanic on the application. I wonder if I put black and white will I get the job. 

2:31pm September 1, 2014