they don’t think about sex
They have feelings not animal atraction
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I’V EVER READ I KID YOU NOT
They don’t think
Are you sure??
ARE YOU REALLY SURE???
LIKE ON A SCALE OF 1-10 HOW SURE ARE YOU THESE IDIOTS DON’T THINK ABOUT BANGING EACH OTHER UNTIL NEITHER OF THEM CAN WALK????
THEY ARE NOT ANIMALS OKAY
THERE IS NO PASSION FOR DEFINITE OKAY
LOLOLZZZZZZ BECAUSE YES THEY ARE TOTALLY MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE.
Wait does this mean if I love my husband I’m not allowed to think about having sex with him???
I guess that’s ONE way to prevent future pregnancies…
Also, I’m pretty sure the word “fuckstruck” was in the script for that bandaging scene up there. “Fuckstruck” doesn’t mean they want to go pick strawberries or something.
And can I just…
“You said no.”
“What?” No to what?
“At the dinner table, with your legs.”
Oh… that’s what this is all about.
“But we were at your parents’ dining table.” I stare up at him, completely bewildered.
“No one’s ever said no to me before. And it’s so – hot.”
I don’t do romance.